Jimmy Carr
If there is one man, that manages to deliver a joke with a single sentence or two, it's the english comedian, Jimmy Carr. Here's some of his best.
"Is it fair to say, that there would be a lot less garbage in Great Britain if blind people got pointy sticks instead?"
"If a man falls asleep right after sex, why is it so hard to catch a rapist?"
"I'd like to go to The Body Shop and yell "I already got one!""
"If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?"
"There's a problem with obesity in England right now, but look on the bright side: The pensioncrisis is over"
"I don't have a problem buying tampons for my girlfriend, but apparently they aren't accepted as a 'real' gift."
"You have to give it to Hitler and Pol Pot, they both managed to do a lot of important medical research, completely without harming any animals."
"99% of all women kiss with their eyes closed. That's why it's so hard to identify rapists."
That's all from Jimmy Carr this round!
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