Three
Mad TV-Shows
The
Robinson Expedition? Extreme? No. Weird? No. Neither is any of the usual shows
you've got on your mind when you think mad TV-shows. Here are three shows that
you've probably never heard of, with good reason.
Ball Busters
Five contestants stands side
by side on a stage, their front towards the audience. They've all got a little
device attached to their special man parts between their legs. The host then
reads a sentence like "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood", the contestants now have to repeat the sentence, if he
succeeds, nothing happens, if he fails… Pain ensues, the device is released,
smashing a stick right into his man parts. All of this leaves me with one
question, why?
Here's a link to a round of
this game, I think it illustrates my question pretty well, why?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzrEkiPEaOk
Za Gaman
This show
is actually from the 1980's. Directly translated, the title means
"endurance", and that's exactly what the contestants need if they
want to win this competition. Amongst some of the challenges in this show is
one, where the contestants are placed at the water's edge on a beach, with
hooks fully opening their nostrils, so that when the waves come in, they'd have
their noses filled with delicious saltwater. When they got a break from the
oncoming waves, they would have their faces covered with pepper, just for the
fun of it.
This show was featured in the Guiness Book
of World Records as the most extreme TV-show ever made. Here's a link to one
episodes, with an English-speaking commentator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEOz7gaFfmU
Shower Girl Game
This
TV-show is extremely simple.. A naked girl stands in a shower on the top of a
very slippery and very steep hill, the view to her naked body is blocked only
by six plates numbered 1-6. The contestants consists of 10 randy guys, all they
have to do, is run up the hill and throw tennis balls at the plates, removing
whatever plate they hit, giving them a glimpse at the naked girl. Intelligent?
No. Entertaining? Oh yes!
Here's a
link to one episodes of the show: http://www.kontraband.com/videos/21818/Japanese-Shower-Gameshow/
Even though it's censored, I'd still call it NSFW.
Saying cheers in 22 languages
Being able
to say cheers in different languages will clearly impress your simple-minded
friends! Here's a list for you to use the next time you're going out to a party
and want to impress either the ladies or your bros.
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Thai
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Chai-yoh
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Brazilian
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Tim-tim
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Albanian
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Gezuar
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Greek
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Yamas
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Finnish
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Kippis
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Polish
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Na zdrowie
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Rumanian
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Noroc
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Zulu
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Impilontle
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Indonesian
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Pro
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Swahili
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Maisha marefu
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German
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Prost
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Greenlandic
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Kasuutta
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Argentinean
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Salud
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Irisih
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Sláinte
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French
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Santé
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Hebrew
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L'chaim
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South Korean
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Konbe
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Turkish
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Serefe
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Japanese
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Kanpai
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Pakistani
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Sanda bashi
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Danish
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Skål
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English
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Cheers
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