Ending it

Sooo, some time ago, AdSense disapproved me because the content is too sexual..
Goodbye Blog, you could've been cool.

The Big Sex-Poll Pt. 1

The Big Sex-Poll Pt. 1

I've been running some polls around different forums for some time, and this is the result, do you fit the average?

This might be you..

How many girls have you had sex with?

5%: 0 - I'm a virgin

49%: 1-5

20%: 6-10

14%: 11-20

5%: 21-30

3%: 31-50

4%: More than 50. 

Don't you 5%'ers worry, you'll get there! 

Uhm, yeah.

How often do you spank the monkey?

7%: More than once a day

23%: Once a day

55%: A couple of times a week

11%: A couple of times a month

4%: Less than any of the above

Half of you limits your quality time with your right hand to a couple of times a week, while 7% of you basically lives in the monkey pen at the zoo. 4% must've lost both arms...

How should a girl shave, should she?

74%: Completely shaved

18%: A small strip of hair

Ohh yeah, I ooze of sex.

7%: As long as it isn't visible with panties on.

1%: Full bush, yes please!

What's the funniest place you've ever had sex?

Well, it isn't courage you're lacking.. Here's some of them.

"On the backseat of a car, while her parents were driving."

"In a giant dumpster."

"In a toy pram, ontop of the toyfactory roof."

"In my combine harvester, while harvesting"

What's the coolest thing a girl has said to you during sex?

"I understand why your ex keeps texting you.."
"Can my friend join?"

"What've you been taking?"
"Your cock was made by God and God must be gay."

What's the weirdest thing a girl has said to you during sex?

Spank me!

"Take me so hard that I'll break my pussy."

"Shit, my tampon is still up."

"You uncle is f'ing nice."

"Get your hands out of my face, they smell like cunt."

"Spank me and call me Gandalf."

"Let me knit you a meat-hat"

"I've gotta call my boyfriend, just keep going."

"Screw the condom, we'll kill the child."

Have you ever fantasized about any of these during sex?

62%: Your girlfriend's friend

No one can blame you.

46%: A porn actress

36%: A colleague

35%: Your friend's sister

27%: A TV presenter.

26%: A teacher/tutor at your school.

25%: Your girlfriend's sister.

12%: Your friend's mom.

9%: A family member.

6%: Your mother-in-law

Besides these, some of you fantasized about:
"Nuns. Nuns and lots of nuns."

"The one I'm currently banging, minus 10kg."